“ I go all out. I go big or I go home. It’s not how you put it, but what you put into it…after I did my legs I was sore for four or five days…the only time I was safe was when I was in HOH. The stress of someone putting you in the hospital, it’s out of your hands. It’s the best analogy I can give.
Jessie, tiny-headed buffoon, analogy aficionado, Big Brother contestant (via EW)
Big Brother is always my shameful summer obsession, but this season is just awful. Usually I’m rooting for people to win. Now when people get evicted I think, See ya sucker! Who’s next? They can’t get kicked off fast enough for me. If there was some kind of twist where no one could win because they’re all so lame ass, I would be so into that.
