Destroy All Evidence

Because sometimes you're 23 and you need to start carving out a place for yourself in the world, and because tumblr can be a nice distraction from how truly terrifying a task that can be.

(I'm Nicole, by the way. You can email me at destroyallevidence@gmail.com)
August 20
Apparently, Hasbro is updating Clue.  This is problematic for 3 reasons: 1) I’m a dubious person in general, and I’m extremely averse to change.  I love classic Clue, and there is absolutely no way I’ll buy this ghetto imitation. 2) When I run out of those little detective pad things, I’ll never be able to order accurate ones ever again.  I’m gonna have to make my own or something, which will make me grimace, which in turn will give me wrinkles.  So can you see where that would be worrisome for me. 3) The 1985 movie version of Clue (starring the delightfully wicked Tim Curry) will now be largely irrelevant, and that…well, that is just a shame.

Apparently, Hasbro is updating Clue.  This is problematic for 3 reasons:

1) I’m a dubious person in general, and I’m extremely averse to change.  I love classic Clue, and there is absolutely no way I’ll buy this ghetto imitation.

2) When I run out of those little detective pad things, I’ll never be able to order accurate ones ever again.  I’m gonna have to make my own or something, which will make me grimace, which in turn will give me wrinkles.  So can you see where that would be worrisome for me.

3) The 1985 movie version of Clue (starring the delightfully wicked Tim Curry) will now be largely irrelevant, and that…well, that is just a shame.