Destroy All Evidence

Because sometimes you're 23 and you need to start carving out a place for yourself in the world, and because tumblr can be a nice distraction from how truly terrifying a task that can be.

(I'm Nicole, by the way. You can email me at destroyallevidence@gmail.com)
bunkercomplex:


Wedding day has arrived.
Danny, run. Run like the wind. Victory fist pumps and Heineken will be had all around if you do. If you don’t, then just Heineken.




That’s right, Danny.  Just the Heineken - FOREVER.

bunkercomplex:

Wedding day has arrived.

Danny, run. Run like the wind. Victory fist pumps and Heineken will be had all around if you do. If you don’t, then just Heineken.

That’s right, Danny. Just the Heineken - FOREVER.